L'incontrôlable

c'est des bonnes quotes pleines de marde comme on les aime!

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Back in black?

ben plein de marde mais hostie que c'est drôle mouahahah

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"A dream unchased is a life at waste" -AE

"Putting rap into metal is like putting a dick on a chick"

mes 3 favorites a dates :

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...




elle qui ma fait le plus rire:
*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
<Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...




Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

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Gone fisting

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yen a une qui dit : note a moi meme, massurer ke mon chat n'est pas en train de dormir dans mon bass drum le prochain coup que je joue du drum...


vynce ...

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Gone fisting

en boy.... ses peaux ont du en manger une maudite

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Je suis une saucisseuh.

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Je suis une saucisseuh.

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"A dream unchased is a life at waste" -AE

"Putting rap into metal is like putting a dick on a chick"

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Back in black?

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Gone fisting

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"La beauté des choses n'existe que dans l'esprit de celui qui les contemple."

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